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All information contained on this Page is purely fictional so take no notice of any of it!!
BRAND NEW!!
- Neil Andersons Shag Palace:
You'll need the headphones in for this one!!
- Added Andy Downton to the Doppelgangers page!
- Meet the Management - they've got their own page here
- IT'S OFFICIAL - Whitey is a Silver Fox - Pagey recalls how his missus went weak at the knees when she saw a picture of Whitey. THANKS FOR THAT LOVE!. Reports just coming in of nearby balding male going green with envy!
COMING SOON!!
- Scouser 'assaulted' by toilet cistern:
Mike recalls how he suffered a broken nose whilst taking a pee!
- Is it the funky chicken - No it's MC Nige strutting his stuff in Birmingham. The bottom slapping antics will be released soon on the Friday Night Page!
- Attack of the Rampant Grannies - read all about it on the Friday Night Page as the boyz recall how they 'scored' at the weekend!
Site Updates!!
He's back! After an extended absence adding another project the long list of success stories at the Plaza Whitey has returned to brighten up your day - unless of course you've been added to this page! NEW STUFF ON THIS SITE:
- GAFFE!!! Giant Jim Eadon recalls another D.I.Y. gaffe!
- A REAL HOOT!!! Visit the NAFFEST WEBSITE on the planet here!. I can see a bright and fruitful future for 'Anderson' Enterprises!
- ROBS GOT COMPETITION!!! Visit another Naff website here! (If Mark hasn't been so embarassed as to remove his site for now!).
- SUPERB!!! It's the Plaza D.I.Y. page - just click on Handy Andy:
- Have you appeared on the Tossers Page - if so then Get yer own back on Whitey . Come on - where are all the pictures??
- Added footage of the Scousers in action to the Tossers Page! TO MAKE THE MOST OF THIS ENSURE YOU HAVE "Play Animations" SELECTED IN THE ADVANCED TAB OF INTERNET OPTIONS.
Links to other pages on this "Site":
Meet the Jokers I work with on the Tossers Page
It's the look-a-likes page: Separated At Birth!
Read all about the latest Plaza disasters on the D.I.Y. Page
Hot off the Press from the San Francisco in the U.S. of A it's Charles and Pageys Gay Page
He's been at it again! Giant Jim's gone off the rails - see the Revenge of Eadon Page!
It's the opportunity you've all been waiting for - Get yer own back on Whitey
Introduction
Hi - and welcome to the crappest website on this planet. I've spent all of a couple of hours hacking this together just using basic html so don't expect too much. Look - if I can do this anyone can so don't think it's rocket science cause it ain't! So, I guess you're wondering "Why Dickie Davis?" In my time I've been compared to both Dickie Davis AND Shane Ritchie (as well as John Parrot but he's a Scouser and they're all crooks so I don't count him). "But Shane Ritchie and Dickie Davis look nothing like each other" I hear you say! Correct, but here's the 'logic' - if there is any - behind this whole mess:
- Dickie Davis: Dickie Davis has a prominent patch of white hair amongst the bush on his head. I too am going grey (all over) but I do have a small cluster of grey, nay silver, hairs at the front of my 'quiff'. This led to one of my "mates" (some Brummie tosser called Gary Millership) to say I looked like Dickie Davis at a friends 30th Birthday Party. After the laughter had finally died down the name has stuck. Luckily for Gary there are no celebrities ugly enough for me to compare him too.
- Shane Ritchie: Shane Ritchie has a similar hairstyle to mine seeing as my 'Retro' hairdo is reminiscent of the style of the 70's (like I give a monkeys anyway!) This led to some Irish Gremlin at work joking that I looked like Shane Ritchie. Numerous 'Daz Doorstep' challenge jokes later and that name too has stuck.
Unfortunately (or fortunately depending on how you view things) there is currently no digital picture of me so you can't do a comparison and judge for yourselves which is the better likeness. Perhaps if you can mentally merge the two images below you'll get some idea:
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= ME!
Anyway - stop reading this shite and have a look around - it'll take you all of a couple of minutes.
Later,
Dickie
Some Tossers I work with
There are so many tossers I work with that I've decided to stick them on a Page of their own. If you ever need to hire some scary people for Halloween then you'll probably find what you're looking for here.
WANTED!
SCOUSERS - Welcome to the world of shell-suits and dodgy perms. These two jokers also work with me but they deserve special mention since they're robbing b*****ds! If you ever meet them then I suggest you check both your pockets and that your car still has wheels on afterwards. Both Mike and Pete are keen runners - which is damned useful seeing as they have to "leg it" from the Police on a regular basis.
Mike "WatchYaWallets" Griffiths
Pete "WatchYaWheels" Locker
Dickie in Action
If you've got RealPlayer installed you can now see Dickie in action on 'World Of Sport'! Just follow the link below to see this rare event!
Alternatively you can listen to the full version of the World Of Sport theme music in mp3 format. A must for true Connoisseurs!
mailto:IanWWhite@hotmail.com