The "Doppelgangers" Page

All information contained on this Page is purely fictional so take no notice of any of it!!

This page is dedicated to look-a-likes that people have found for people that I know! For example - as you have seen(?) from the first page I (allegedly) look like both Dickie Davis and Shane Ritchie. If you know of a good likeness then let me have a copy of the picture and I'll post it here a.s.a.p. Names of donators will be withheld to protect the Guilty!

"Quick Links" to the Doppelgangers on this Page

bullet1.gif (1120 bytes) Giant Jim, aka "The Serpent!"
bullet1.gif (1120 bytes) Cue Ball Anderson
bullet1.gif (1120 bytes) James 'Guvnor' Crosby
bullet1.gif (1120 bytes) Chris 'Wiggum' Waterworth
bullet1.gif (1120 bytes) Martin 'Thunderbird4' Tipton
bullet1.gif (1120 bytes) Pete 'Bunter' Simmonds
bullet1.gif (1120 bytes) Dan 'Stabsfuhrer' Sparkes
bullet1.gif (1120 bytes) Dave 'Hairstyle' Page
bullet1.gif (1120 bytes) John 'Vladimir IIlyich' Wilson
bullet1.gif (1120 bytes) Andy 'Sh*t-knees' Downton

Jim is Bingo!

Wow! - What a likeness!

Donated by: The Pied Piper of Telford!
Old enough to remember the Banana Splits? (The Donator of this picture is!) Bingo is the The Big Smiling, Orange, Drum beating Gorilla. (Played by Terence "Henry" Winkless) with voice by Daws Butler. The resemblence to Giant Jim is just uncanny! Here's another picture of Bingo just for luck!
Giant Jim IS Bingo!

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Rob is ..... a baby!

Rob of the cheesy grin clan! Wot no Generation Gap!

Donated by: Carlos
There are so many pictures of folically challenged individuals out there that, sooner or later, Rob would get matched to one of them. However, little did I expect someone to find a likeness so young! This IS Rob - just look at those chins. The caption and facial expression remind me of the occassion over at the I.R.D. when Rob realised that his 'self-inflicted' C Rating at Java was about to be put to the test! See the Tossers page for more details.

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Crozzer is ..... a Gorilla!

I went to a Comprehensive school you know! Giz a banana!

Donated by: All the members of Crosbys development team
Cartoons aren't really applicable for the Doppelgangers page but in this case I'll make an exception since the likeness, both facial and physical, is quite uncanny. Years of eating crisps and pies, coupled with a lack of exercise and an inability to score goals during 5-a-side football games, have formed Gorilla Crosby. The Guvnor gets so irate at his lack of talent that he resorts to physical assault during the games, so, don't mess with Crozzer!

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Chris Waterworth is ..... Chief Wiggum!

Where's my Mars Bars? I finished the doughnuts ages ago!

Donated by: Whitey!
Sorry - another cartoon! Chris is the basta, er, person that took my photo which you can 'enhance' on the GetYerOwnBack page. Now I realise that Chief Wiggum has fewer chins than my esteemed colleague but I'm sure that a few modifications in PaintShopPro can rectify these small(?) differences! Cheers Chris!

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Martin Tipton is ..... Gordon Tracy!

I have been known to smile occasionally Like my hairstyle?

Donated by: Crozzer
Thunderbirds are GO! Martin drives his Astra estate just like a rocket so this is quite a good match in terms of both appearance and actions!

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Pete Simmonds is ..... Billy Bunter!

Want to borrow one of my 'educational' videos? Oh look at my excellent ball control!

Donated by: Crozzer AGAIN!
Anyone who's seen Pete play footy will recognise this sight!!

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Dan Sparkes is ..... Arian Boy!

I've just bought a brand new BMW!

Donated by: ANON!
Stabsfuhrer (TeamLeader) Sparkes is not to be messed with! If you disobey his orders it's the firing squad at dawn for you matey. Just look at the discipline Dan has installed in his current team of SEDs over at the I.R.D.

These SEDs get younger every day!
You heff bin varned!

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Dave Page is ..... Mr. Lego Hairstyle!

I've never used a comb in my life Superb styling!

Donated by: Crozzer
Dave Pages hairstyle has long been 'admired' by his colleagues at the Plaza. We haven't got a clue what he puts in it but it NEVER moves and there's NEVER a hair out of place. Only Tasmanius Gwynnus can cause a slight ruffle in the Mighty pages hairstyle. This has led to rumours that Pagey is in fact bald and that his hair is in fact a wig - as supplied by those cute little yellow Lego people in Denmark with styling by Vidal Sassoons long lost Cousin.

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John Wilson is ..... Herr Englebert von Smallhausen!

Smile Vlad! Superb styling!

Donated by: Crozzer - again (got no work to do Mr. Crosby?)
John 'Vladimir IIlyich' Wilson is a dead ringer for this character from 'Allo Allo'.

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Andy Downton (+ boot polish + gold chains) is ..... B.A. Baracus!

Hannibal - I Ain't Gonna Fly! He's on the Jazz Man!

Donated by: Whitey
All that is required to make Andy the perfect B.A. is for: and we've got a dead ringer. Here you can see B.A. showing the world how "big" Andy's little-fella is!

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I am ..... Krusty the clown!

This is the weekend job? Look I have hair

Donated by: Chief Wiggum
Whitey says "Oh well I had to do it and I now feel much better about coming out of the closet. I am Krusty the clown at the weekend and they even let me wear my work shirts if I behave. It's a tough job but apparently I had the right hair line and smarmy grin." GO ON WHITEY!!

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